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Newzin’

Posted on May 22, 2009 by C.C. Webmaster

windymicLost in all the Game One storylines is the Cleveland PD’s attempt to land in the Guiness Book of World Records in the category for most unnecessarily long microphone.  Even Bob Barker thinks it’s overly lengthy.

After Game One, resident Oden basher and CursedCleveland.com contributor J. Welsh thinks fans of LeBron need a new potable with his namesake. All the same ingredients and mannerisms as the famous “LeBomb James,” but with the passing off of the shot to a friend at the last second; who ultimately misses his intended target at the last second.

Expect to see more Sasha Pavs on the floor in Game Two; King James publicly suggested the move. Although LeBron’s track record with organizational moves isn’t all that great.  He’s still reeling from John Lucas’ firing.

They’re actually charging admission to watch overweight middle-aged bald men hack around a Cleveland-area course ? Why not show up at Berkshire Hills on a Sunday morning instead? And no Jack Nicklaus? Is he actually paying attention to his grandkids this time around?

Forget about Cribbs and Edwards, the most intriguing story at minicamp is  Phil Dawson‘s  no show.  He’s probably out golfing while his agent tries to leverage a better deal. Do you think he has a club in the bag for anything longer than 42 yards?

2 to “Newzin’”

  1. embarrassedbrownsfan says:

    awesome…just awesome

  2. embarrassedbrownsfan says:

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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